Well English major folks, this is what you should be doing with your degree, instead of bemoaning your lack of employability or teaching skanky school kids :D
(via moonbrains)
When Magneto lost his powers & became a dull surbubian grandpop, he couldn’t resist pimping his ride.
(Source: pphantom, via moonbrains)
“To the moon… & back !”
No one else would get us but I get you. I love your awful claw antlers and you know which my real beak is, and our legs seem weak but we can go on for hours.
(Source: yumyumcult)
Alice, the Red Queen took away your eyes and made telescopes out of them, because she was envious of what you could see.
Needlepoint never looked so good sweetie.
I’ll be the Persephone to your Hades any day, I wouldn’t give a fuck what my mother Demeter thinks, you wouldn’t have to trick me with pomegranates, why would I not want to rule the Underworld with you ?
(Source: 1128666, via eroticcandy)
